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A sign over the men's toilet at the bar reads...
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All Hallows Eve in the South
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Do you deliver?
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Doctor! Doctor! My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
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Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
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Superman
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Winnie The Pooh
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Yo Momma
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You'r moma's so fat
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your mama
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